My end is near!
Oh my God! I just found out that the medicine I'm taking in for my pimples can kill me... SOON!I have just watched in the ETC news last night and found out it has caused brain tumors to about 8 percent of its consumers.. It is now banned in US and Europe! Ang Bulok tlga ng dermatologist ko! "thanks" a lot Dra. Vicky Bello! hehehe! I guess I should start making my last testament..
Good bye my friends, relatives and especially, my family.... Actually I'm now starting to hear a song that goes like this .. "And now... The end is near.... And so I face... the final..." I can already see the light! waaaaaahhhh! HELP! Ms. Ong! Where are those lines to save me?! I have accurately measured the value for theta and all the circular functions to increase the accuracy of length and curves of the line that can somehow penetrate to my head and get those tumor cells out of me! I should start praying, so I could repent my sins and enter heaven..
Join me and let us pray..
Me: All.... together.... our La Sallian prayer....
All: I will continue of my God to do all my actions for the love of you..
Me: Saint..... John Baptist.... De La Salle....
All: Pray for us!
Me: Leave... JESUS!!!!!! in our hearts....
All: FOREVER
Good nyt... my.... readers....
posted by Don @ 8:22 PM
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